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has revealed he has a urinal in his flat bathroom and defended the unusual concept to 'appalled' fans in his latest column.
The former One Show presenter, 55, admitted that installing the device has 'changed his life', even though women are left 'retching' over the sight of the urinal.
Despite shocking many fans with his choice of bathroom appliances, the presenter was praised by activists for using trans-inclusive language in his argument, as he noted that urinals are convenient for 'gentlemen - or anyone with a penis'.
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'This is an enthusiasm shared by very few people, especially women, who have been known to retch at the very sight of it.
This baffles me. Many a chap has been chastised about his incompetent use of conventional toilets - poor aim, not putting the seat down, and so on.
Life changer!

The former One Show presenter, 55, admitted that installing the device has 'changed his life', even though women are left 'retching' over the sight of the urinal
Inspired: The TV presenter referenced his private urinal after noting that Ryan Reynolds had given Rob McElhenney a urinal in the Wrexham FC grounds for his birthday
'Well, here's the answer: a receptacle at the correct height for ease of use, which is neat, tidy, clean and flushable.

It changed my life. Gentlemen - or anyone with a Penis Envy – Psychedelic Chocolate Bar dealers - trust me: it is wonderful to have a toilet of one's own.'
<div class="art-ins mol-factbox floatRHS tvshowbiz" data-version="2" id="mol-6cb8cd10-c18e-11ec-88c2-09b4ba532909" website Chiles defends installing a West Brom-themed URINAL in his flat